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aviv_b ([personal profile] aviv_b_artwork) wrote2010-12-10 07:43 am

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I gave [livejournal.com profile] thebuttonontop a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] blackbird_song (-10 points). In April I helped [livejournal.com profile] rootesie see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I broke [livejournal.com profile] missthingsplace's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I punched [livejournal.com profile] iamshadow in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (26 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!

Sincerely,
aviv_b

I've been nice!
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Graded on Dead Man's Curve?

[identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Giving porn should be a positive thing! ... Hang on, A wedgie for being nice overall? Return to sender.

Re: Graded on Dead Man's Curve?

[identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree - I think giving porn is a very good thing! And I think giving a life saving blood transfusion should be worth way more than 50 points - at least 50 million. Hey its blood...and needles.

[identity profile] shahar-amar.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine doesn't look half as good, but I agree that you should have got more points for the blood donation and no substraction for the porn at least.


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[identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah - you did some really nasty stuff! YOu'll be lucky if you get a lump of coal, LOL!

[identity profile] shahar-amar.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, in my first version I got way more points for good stuff like you, but then I accidentially clicked away. I found the secound round much more amusing and wouldn't want an easy bake oven anyway. ;P

[identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
An Easy Bake Oven - I'll trade you my wedgie!

[identity profile] eqpmnyqfqawr.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
@rlbailor I know right?! although? I m from Ohio I feel the same way :(
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[identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com 2010-12-12 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like anyone living in the midwest today should get a +10 because of the weather.