Taxonomy Lessons
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aviv_b_artworkAuthor: Aviv_b
Title: Taxonomy Lessons
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tw100 Challenge #220 - The Categories of Life
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy
Rating: G
Words:100
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Ianto & Myfanwy view life from very different perspectives.
“Eukaryota are divided into four Kingdoms.”
“Squawk” (Whatever).
“Protistsa are one celled organisms. Fungi include mushrooms, Plantae are trees and flowers and Animalia are fish, birds, mammals, even pteranodon’s like you,” Ianto explained.
Myfanwy preened her feathers, making it clear that she had stopped paying attention. Frustrated, Ianto exited her aerie.
“I think I have hit the limits of her intelligence. She doesn’t understand taxonomy at all,” he told Jack.
“Squaaaaawk!” (Yanto’s silly. There’s only two categories of life. Sheep, bunnies and strawberries are nom life. Spinach, petunias and weevils are yuck life. Why does he make everything so complicated?)
Title: Taxonomy Lessons
Written for
tw100 Challenge #220 - The Categories of LifeCharacters: Ianto, Myfanwy
Rating: G
Words:100
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Ianto & Myfanwy view life from very different perspectives.
“Eukaryota are divided into four Kingdoms.”
“Squawk” (Whatever).
“Protistsa are one celled organisms. Fungi include mushrooms, Plantae are trees and flowers and Animalia are fish, birds, mammals, even pteranodon’s like you,” Ianto explained.
Myfanwy preened her feathers, making it clear that she had stopped paying attention. Frustrated, Ianto exited her aerie.
“I think I have hit the limits of her intelligence. She doesn’t understand taxonomy at all,” he told Jack.
“Squaaaaawk!” (Yanto’s silly. There’s only two categories of life. Sheep, bunnies and strawberries are nom life. Spinach, petunias and weevils are yuck life. Why does he make everything so complicated?)
