Ptorchwood Ptales & Ptimely Pthoughts

Is there anything better than Torchwood Holiday Crackfic? The correct answer is 'no.' It makes the pain of visiting with disagreeable relatives vanish, removes migraines you get from the colors on the hidious sweater Aunt Philipina bought you (three sizes too big of course), as well as helping you recover from all the over indulgences of the season.

So when you are sitting around wondering how you managed to consume so much dinner/sweets/liquid libations at one time, treat yourself to some no calorie, always refreshing, really silly, Holiday Crackfic. 

Even if some of the stories are old, new comments are always nice.

 A Torchwood Merry Christmas http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/128929.html (New Story) A TW rendition of 'The Night Before Christmas.'

How Torchwood Saved Chanukah
All Chapters G/PG (8 short linked chapters) Dreidels are disappearing in Cardiff! Will TW solve the mystery and save Chanukah? Chapter 1: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/17398.html

A Pteranodon's Christmas in Wales (Myfanwy's First Christmas). Myfanwy recalls her first Christmas with Torchwood. Rated G http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/78654.html

Baby Done Gone. Last Year, dreidels were disappearing from Cardiff. This year, it's the baby Jesus from the Nativity display. What is it with aliens and holiday symbols? Rated PG
http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/79459.html

It was the Worst of Times - It’s the worst Christmas ever at Gwen & Rhys’ flat. Come join the hilarity of a drunken, stoner, naked, burning down the house kind of evening. Rated PG-13/R
Part 1: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/13039.html
Part 2: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/13280.html
(Part of Ianto's Journey, but written as a standalone story).

Myfanwy's Favorite Christmas Gift. http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/111332.html 
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And two stories a little less cracky. One sweet, one a little angsty.

Skating Away for a Day. Another Christmas Fic. Gwen touches something she shouldn't in the archives which has interesting consequences for her and Ianto (A Gwen-Ianto friendhsip fic). Rated G http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/78942.html

My genfic, Attack of the Sparkly Unicorns won the Memento Mori (Best Gen Fic) Award for non-Whedonverse stories. Somebody out there likes crackfic!  http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/106303.html



I also got another banner for making nominations, which was a very unexpected thank you.

 

It looks like only one of my nominations won - but its a good one:

Lawford's  The Man Who Would Be King won a Judge's Choice Fic Award: http://lawford.livejournal.com/90442.html

And Kelticbanshee got runner up in the Bedtime Stories category (NC-17) for A Question of Honour. http://kelticbanshee.livejournal.com/73627.html
(And check out her banner - its a lot more, uh interesting than mine).

if you haven't read these two stories - they are really both wonderful! So go read them right now!

POSTED IN TWO PARTS 'CAUSE LJ HATES ME TODAY

TITLE:  I've a Feeling We're Not in Cardiff Anymore
 Author: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG
CHARACTERS:  Ianto, Jack, Gwen, Tosh Owen and other canon characters
WARNING: Slight character bashing - no character escapes unscathed.
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 3105
SUMMARY:  No one notices how tired Ianto is until he has a serious accident. 

Written for redisourcolor Challenge 18 - Theme: Medicine.  Words: tighwad, creamy, babbling and the sentence: "Well then, how about you try it, and see how it goes?"

A/N:  Another crackfic with no redeeming social value. This is all xrai_namere 's
fault. She wrote the story Specs are Sexy: http://xrai-namere.livejournal.com/61264.html and then I started looking for a picture I'd seen of GDL wearing glasses and found this. Yeah, bunny slippers.

 

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Author: Aviv_b
Title: Shadow Puppets
Words: 100, written for tw100, challenge 184 - Shadow Play
Rating: G
Characters:  Jack, Ianto
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Jack & Ianto play more than naked hide and seek in the Hub.

 

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Author: Aviv_b
Title: Country Fried
Words: 100, written for tw100, challenge 183 - Title Changes
Rating: G
Characters:  Jack, Ianto
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Ianto does not like country cooking.

A/N:  My apologies in advance for this grotesque little crackfic.

 

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TITLE:  A Pterrible Pteranodon Pthanksgiving
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG -  a few mild sexual references
CHARACTERS:  Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, Rhys, Myfanwy
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 3170
SUMMARY:  This year its Ianto's turn to make the Thanksgiving dinner.  Do things ever go as planned?

A/N:  This story references last years Thanksgiving crackfic (a Thankgiving To Remember) found here: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/15835.html 

A/N2 - This is totally  dinorampage 's fault.  After reading my schmoop bingo Myfanwy fic Secret Agent Extraordinaire, http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/73696.html she said, " Would love to see what would happen if Jack and Ianto were to take their movie watching to a different genre."  Good question, here's my answer.

My most favorite Thanksgiving video is at the end of the story. If you are not familiar with American sit-com television, some (or all) of this may not make much sense. References to I Love Lucy, Cheers, WKRP in Cincinnati and the Honeymooners included at no extra charge.

( Thanksgiving silliness here )

How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer)
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

SUMMARY:  Dreidels are disappearing in Cardiff!  Who's stealing them?  Why is this a job for Torchwood?  Will they solve the mystery and save Chanukah?

Oy, such angst I wouldn't even wish on RTD!



8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team

Story starts here:  http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/17398.html
All chapters are linked.

How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 8/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~785
SUMMARY:  Chanukah is saved!  Parties are held, everyone (including Torchwood) sings songs, eats latkes and plays dreidel.
 
8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team

 

( Chanukah is saved! Eat latkes here )