Ptorchwood Ptales & Ptimely Pthoughts

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Olympic-Sized Failure
Written for tw100  Challenge #245 - The Olympics
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Characters: Team
Summary: The opening ceremony had a failure you didn't get to see.
Disclaimer: Not mine, Aunty B's and RTD's. 

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This time I can spread the blame around. Not only do I still blame badly_knitted for getting me started, but iantojjackh joined in the fun and demanded I add Jack to the illustration for Cardiff Alien Care & Control, because Jack would certainly want to fly with the bunnies.

So here's Jack in his WWII RAF plane (don't ask me what type it is) wearing his RAF uniform helping to teach the bunnies to fly,(as if Cardiff weren't dangerous enough when Jack's driving).  


You know, I only have 400+ photos from my vacation I should be working on. Not to mention two more stories for love_bingo that I have to finish in the next two weeks. 

Author: Aviv_b
Title Yummy Bunny
Written for  tw100 Challenge #233 - Rabbits
Characters: Owen, Myfanwy, Team
Rating: G
Words: 100

Summary: Owen shares some yummy bunnies with Myfanwy

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Author: Aviv_b
Title:  That Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means
Written for tw100 Challenge #228 - Resolution
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy
Rating: G
Words:100
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Summary: More word fun with our favorite pter.



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Is there anything better than Torchwood Holiday Crackfic? The correct answer is 'no.' It makes the pain of visiting with disagreeable relatives vanish, removes migraines you get from the colors on the hidious sweater Aunt Philipina bought you (three sizes too big of course), as well as helping you recover from all the over indulgences of the season.

So when you are sitting around wondering how you managed to consume so much dinner/sweets/liquid libations at one time, treat yourself to some no calorie, always refreshing, really silly, Holiday Crackfic. 

Even if some of the stories are old, new comments are always nice.

 A Torchwood Merry Christmas http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/128929.html (New Story) A TW rendition of 'The Night Before Christmas.'

How Torchwood Saved Chanukah
All Chapters G/PG (8 short linked chapters) Dreidels are disappearing in Cardiff! Will TW solve the mystery and save Chanukah? Chapter 1: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/17398.html

A Pteranodon's Christmas in Wales (Myfanwy's First Christmas). Myfanwy recalls her first Christmas with Torchwood. Rated G http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/78654.html

Baby Done Gone. Last Year, dreidels were disappearing from Cardiff. This year, it's the baby Jesus from the Nativity display. What is it with aliens and holiday symbols? Rated PG
http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/79459.html

It was the Worst of Times - It’s the worst Christmas ever at Gwen & Rhys’ flat. Come join the hilarity of a drunken, stoner, naked, burning down the house kind of evening. Rated PG-13/R
Part 1: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/13039.html
Part 2: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/13280.html
(Part of Ianto's Journey, but written as a standalone story).

Myfanwy's Favorite Christmas Gift. http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/111332.html 
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And two stories a little less cracky. One sweet, one a little angsty.

Skating Away for a Day. Another Christmas Fic. Gwen touches something she shouldn't in the archives which has interesting consequences for her and Ianto (A Gwen-Ianto friendhsip fic). Rated G http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/78942.html

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Taxonomy Lessons
Written for tw100 Challenge #220 - The Categories of Life
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy
Rating: G
Words:100
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Summary: Ianto & Myfanwy view life from very different perspectives. 

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Author: Aviv_b
Title: Red Hot Mad
Written for tw100 Challenge #214 - Reverse Fandom - Sarah Jane Smith Adventures (Episode - The Mad Woman in the Attic)
Rating: G
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy, Team
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Summary:  Ianto and Myfanwy are red, hot, and mad - not necessarily in that order.



“Squawk!” (Hot!)
 
“What’s wrong with Myfanwy?” Gwen asked.
 
Jack shrugged. “She’s been yelling her head off since supper.”
 
“This time I’m really going to kill Owen,” Ianto growled as he came down from the top level of the Hub. Without stopping to say hello, Ianto stormed over to the medical bay.
 
“What the hell were you thinking?”
 
“What’s got your knickers in a twist, Teaboy?” Owen snarked.
 
“You could have made her seriously ill.”
 
“I put sauce on her food just like you told me.”
 
“She gets barbecue sauce on her food, not Dave’s Instant Insanity, you git!”
 
“Squawk!” (Hot!)

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Power Struggle
Written for tw100Challenge #210 
Rating: G
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: We're back with alphabet fun with Myfanwy. Unfortunately, the lesson isn't going well today.




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