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Author: Aviv_b
Title: Playing to Win
Written for tw100 Challenge #245 - The Olympics
Rating: G
Words: 100
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Summary: As Bob Costas and Matt Lauer continue their inane commentary, Ianto realizes that something is wrong, very wrong.
Disclaimer: Not mine, Aunty B's and RTD's.

Unadulterated silliness. You've been warned.

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Current Mood: silly

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Olympic-Sized Failure
Written for tw100 Challenge #245 - The Olympics
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Characters: Team
Summary: The opening ceremony had a failure you didn't get to see.
Disclaimer: Not mine, Aunty B's and RTD's.

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Current Mood: geeky

Anyone who reads my journal knows this already. But this week, its been certified by the voters at

shutter_cats. The irony is that the world's sweetest kitty won for "If Looks Could Kill."

And if you follow my entries you've seen the picture - but now its an official winner:

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Go Ida! (I am such a stage Meowmy).

Current Mood: jubilant

Author: Aviv_b
Title: What Rough Beast
Written for tw100 Challenge #244 - Reverse Fandom - Beauty & the Beast
Characters: Team
Rating: G
Words: 100
Summary: There's a new Doctor in the Hub
Disclaimer: Not mine, Aunty B's and RTD's

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Current Mood: naughty

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Sun
Written for tw100 Challenge #242 - Sun
Characters: Ianto, Myanwy
Rating: G
Words: 100
Summary: Ianto teaches Myfanwy about the sun

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Current Mood: lethargic

Title: Cardiff Alien Care and Control
Author: Aviv_b
For Bingo/Prompt/Exchange: Bingo
Prompt: Animal Control
Word Count: 3385
Rating: PG

Summary: When aliens come through the rift, it's a job for Torchwood. But this time, the aliens are not what they expected and the team must call on untested skills to take care of them.

Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Originally posted at Torchwood-Fest, reposted on my journal now that the fest as ended.

Now with bonus art work!

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Current Mood: groggy

This time I can spread the blame around. Not only do I still blame

badly_knitted for getting me started, but

iantojjackh joined in the fun and demanded I add Jack to the illustration for Cardiff Alien Care & Control, because Jack would certainly want to fly with the bunnies.

So here's Jack in his WWII RAF plane (don't ask me what type it is) wearing his RAF uniform helping to teach the bunnies to fly,(as if Cardiff weren't dangerous enough when Jack's driving).

More Flying Lessons

You know, I only have 400+ photos from my vacation I should be working on. Not to mention two more stories for love_bingo that I have to finish in the next two weeks.

Current Mood: hyper

This is all

badly_knitted 's fault. We had an exchange in the comments of my fic, Cardiff Alien Care & Control, about Myfanwy and the bunnies. She was very concerned that Myfanwy would try to teach the bunnies to fly. I posited that Tosh could build them little planes to fly around in. She said she was having visions of them zooming around the Hub.

I took that as a challenge.

Now if anybody has a good shot of the interior of the Hub - I'd sure like to have it for future photoshopping fun. I couldn't find anything that would work. So I used my old standby pic and with the magic of technology I give you

Flying Lessons

(Yes, some-bunny is feeling a bit silly tonight).

Current Mood: silly

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Wonderland
Written for tw100 Challenge #241 - The Queen
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: G
Words: 100
Summary: Jack and Ianto end up in a parallel world.

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Current Mood: sleepy

Author: Aviv_b
Title: So Many Questions
Written for tw100 Challenge #240 - Curiosity Killed the Cat
Characters: Gwen, Anwen
Rating: G
Words: 100
Summary: Like mother, like daughter.

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Current Mood: awake

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Water Fail
Written for tw100 Challenge #235 - Water, water everywhere.
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: G
Words: 100
BONUS DRABBLE!
Summary: Jack, plumbing, you had to expect this.

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Current Mood: bouncy

So I open my email this morning to find this: http://www.talklikeshakespeare.org/:

'Tis Shakespeare's 448th birthday, and Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has officially proclaimed April 23, 2012 as Talk Like Shakespeare Day—a day on which "all citizens are encouraged to express themselves through the incorporation of Shakespearean language and dialect."

There's even a nicely worded proclamation you can link to, http://www.talklikeshakespeare.org/res/Proclamation_2012.pdf , but one glance tells me that this was written by some PR hack.

Everyone knows that Rahm is generally much more colorful in expressing himself. If this were real it would at have many uses of the 'f-word' and I don't mean fie! And if he wanted to talk like Shakespeare he would have said, "You irksome, brawling, scolding pestilence of a population, make merry or by this hand, I will supplant some of your teeth."

So celebrate Shakespeare's birthday by generating your very own Shakespearian insult: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html Rahm will love you for it.

Chicago - Home of the 3 B's: da Bears, da Bulls, & da Bard

Current Mood: working

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Idioms From Ianto
Written for

tw100 Challenge #230 - Piece of Cake
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy
Rating: G
Words:100
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Summary: More word fun with Ianto & Myfanwy.

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Current Mood: lazy

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Amok Time
Words: ~950
Rating: R/NC-17
Characters: Tosh/Jack/Ianto/Owen/Gwen/coat
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: An alien capture goes wrong.

A/N: Written for Cliche Fest. I used the randomizer and utilized the first five clichés. (Iron Troper Pentathalon). Some bonus clichés/tropes from a certain TV show sprinkled throughout. Cliché list at the end.

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Current Mood: embarrassed

Writing
I discovered something pretty nice tonight. I was over on my Media Fire account (where I have story pdfs) and Ianto's Journey has 1,386 downloads. The last download was December 27th of 2011. I never would have imagined that people would still be reading the story. (Treachery is running a very distant second place with 328 downloads). Kind of makes me want to write something BIG, because its been drabble city around here lately.

Truth is, I have been writing more than just drabbles! I signed up for Classic TW Big Bang - though it's only a mini-bang for me. Still at 9,000+ words, its been a bit of work. First draft is finished, but it needs some polish and tightening up and a little fact checking. Stories won't be posting until mid/end of February, which will work out fine. I'd like to get something written for Redisourcolor - so I'm selfishly hoping there aren't enough posts for voting next Thursday because making that deadline will be nearly impossible.

Ida
Ida has been upset with me lately. We had a bit of an ear cleaning disaster http://cathealth.livejournal.com/2364801.html last week and then she found out I was on some other cat communities bragging about Teddy being a very smart cat. So she made me promise to show you that she is also a smart kitty.

Ida always helps me with the Sunday crossword puzzle - mostly by laying on it and trying to chew on the pen. But sometimes she works on the easy one all by herself.

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Current Mood: naughty

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Christmas Morning Hangover
Written for

tw100 Challenge #224 - Christmasolstikwanzakah
Characters: Team, Myfanwy
Rating: G
Words:100
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Summary: Sometimes the reason you can't remember what happened the night before isn't what you think.

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Current Mood: peaceful

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Taxonomy Lessons
Written for

tw100 Challenge #220 - The Categories of Life
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy
Rating: G
Words:100
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Summary: Ianto & Myfanwy view life from very different perspectives.

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Current Mood: bouncy

Author: Aviv_b
Title: A Twinkling Turkey Torchwood Thanksgiving
Characters: Owen, Rhys, Gwen, Tosh, Jack, Ianto
Rating: G
Words: 3110 + bonus video + recipes
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Summary: It's Owen's turn to make Thanksgiving dinner. What could possibly go wrong?

A/N: Now before anyone gets their knickers in a twist about Torchwood celebrating Thanksgiving, just remember that RTD stated in a pre-MD interview on After Elton that Jack was an American.

A/N2: My third annual Thanksgiving story. There are a few references to previous years' celebrations, but nothing critical. Previous years' stories are here:
A Thanksgiving to Remember: Rated PG. Gwen decides that the Team should prepare a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for Jack. Things do not go as planned. http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/15835.html
A Pterrible Pteranodon Pthanksgiving - Rated PG. This year its Ianto's turn to make the Thanksgiving dinner. Do things ever go as planned? http://aviv-livejournal.com/74713.html

As always, no CoE or MD in my universe. Everyone is alive and well and living in Cardiff.

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Current Mood: chipper

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Power Struggle
Written for

tw100Challenge #210
Rating: G
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: We're back with alphabet fun with Myfanwy. Unfortunately, the lesson isn't going well today.

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Current Mood: okay

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Don't Toy With Me Written for

tw100Challenge #208 - Health Care
Rating: G
Characters: Owen, Jack, team
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Why does Jack have to try everything for himself?

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Current Mood: tired

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Entries tagged with humor

Playing to Win

Olympic-Sized Failure

Ida is a Winner!

What Rough Beast

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Sun

Cardiff Alien Care and Control

The Further Attack of the Photoshop Bunnies

"Cardiff Alien Care and Control"‏ - The photoshop bunnies bit me!

Wonderland

So Many Questions

Water Fail

Hear ye, hear ye! Talk Like Shakespeare Day

Idioms From Ianto

Amok Time

Writing Update + Ida Pics

Christmas Morning Hangover

Taxonomy Lessons

A Twinkling Turkey Torchwood Thanksgiving

Power Struggle

Don't Toy With Me

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