Ptorchwood Ptales & Ptimely Pthoughts

Author: Aviv_b
Title: Baptism
Written for tw100 Challenge #232 -Wrong Time, Wrong Place
Characters: Gwen, Rhys, Ianto
Rating: G
Words:100
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Bad timing for one, is good timing for another.

AN: In my world, everyone’s alive and living in Cardiff, (and Rhys knows about Torchwood)

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TITLE:  Unexpected Gifts
Author: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG
CHARACTERS:  Ianto/Jack, Gwen/Rhys, Tosh, Owen, Other Canon Characters 
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 11300 (Mini Bang)
Written for  tw_classic_bb
Beta: My incomparable co-worker LJ.

SUMMARY:  The team is forced to confront long held secrets. Secrets about themselves, their families, and Torchwood all collide after an encounter with the Faeries. Will these painful revelations help them to forge a closer bond or tear them irreparably apart?

A/N:  While this story references canon events, I’ve moved them around in time significantly.  None of the team know that Jack is immortal.

Part I   

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Part 2

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Parts 3 & 4: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/135585.html

Is there anything better than Torchwood Holiday Crackfic? The correct answer is 'no.' It makes the pain of visiting with disagreeable relatives vanish, removes migraines you get from the colors on the hidious sweater Aunt Philipina bought you (three sizes too big of course), as well as helping you recover from all the over indulgences of the season.

So when you are sitting around wondering how you managed to consume so much dinner/sweets/liquid libations at one time, treat yourself to some no calorie, always refreshing, really silly, Holiday Crackfic. 

Even if some of the stories are old, new comments are always nice.

 A Torchwood Merry Christmas http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/128929.html (New Story) A TW rendition of 'The Night Before Christmas.'

How Torchwood Saved Chanukah
All Chapters G/PG (8 short linked chapters) Dreidels are disappearing in Cardiff! Will TW solve the mystery and save Chanukah? Chapter 1: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/17398.html

A Pteranodon's Christmas in Wales (Myfanwy's First Christmas). Myfanwy recalls her first Christmas with Torchwood. Rated G http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/78654.html

Baby Done Gone. Last Year, dreidels were disappearing from Cardiff. This year, it's the baby Jesus from the Nativity display. What is it with aliens and holiday symbols? Rated PG
http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/79459.html

It was the Worst of Times - It’s the worst Christmas ever at Gwen & Rhys’ flat. Come join the hilarity of a drunken, stoner, naked, burning down the house kind of evening. Rated PG-13/R
Part 1: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/13039.html
Part 2: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/13280.html
(Part of Ianto's Journey, but written as a standalone story).

Myfanwy's Favorite Christmas Gift. http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/111332.html 
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And two stories a little less cracky. One sweet, one a little angsty.

Skating Away for a Day. Another Christmas Fic. Gwen touches something she shouldn't in the archives which has interesting consequences for her and Ianto (A Gwen-Ianto friendhsip fic). Rated G http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/78942.html

Author: Aviv_b
Title: A Twinkling Turkey Torchwood Thanksgiving
Characters: Owen, Rhys, Gwen, Tosh, Jack, Ianto
Rating: G
Words: 3110 + bonus video + recipes
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's

Summary: It's Owen's turn to make Thanksgiving dinner. What could possibly go wrong?

A/N: Now before anyone gets their knickers in a twist about Torchwood celebrating Thanksgiving, just remember that RTD stated in a pre-MD interview on After Elton that Jack was an American.  

A/N2:  My third annual Thanksgiving story. There are a few references to previous years' celebrations, but nothing critical. Previous years' stories are here: 
A Thanksgiving to Remember:  Rated PG. Gwen decides that the Team should prepare a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for Jack.  Things do not go as planned.  http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/15835.html 
A Pterrible Pteranodon Pthanksgiving  - Rated PG. This year its Ianto's turn to make the Thanksgiving dinner.  Do things ever go as planned?  http://aviv-livejournal.com/74713.html

As always, no CoE or MD in my universe. Everyone is alive and well and living in Cardiff.


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TITLE:  Is That  A Leek (on your lapel) Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
 Author: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG
CHARACTERS:  Ianto, Jack, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Rhys
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 3280
SUMMARY:  Gwen and Ianto keep disappearing at lunch time. Jack isn't worried, no, not at all. 

Written for redisourcolor Challenge 19 - Theme: Celebrations.  Words: pormanteau, dense, ravel and the sentence: "I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant!"

PART II

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Author: Aviv_b
Title: It's a Miracle
Written for tw100, Challenge #204 - M is for miracle
Rating: G
Characters: Rhys, Gwen, other canon characters
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary:  Rhys & Gwen struggle to put life back together after the 456

A/N: Non-canon look at CoE - the Hub was blown up but everything else you saw didn't happen.

 

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I won't have time to write anything new this year, but if you like my funny stories you'll probably enjoy last year's Thanksgivig story:
A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic:
http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/15835.html


TITLE:  A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG - mild cursing & sexual references
CHARACTERS:  Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, Rhys
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 2580
SUMMARY:  Gwen decides that the Team should prepare a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for Jack.  Things do not go as planned.
 
Warning: If you can't deal with Gwen's canon failings, this fic isn't for you. Just remember, I didn't write her as nosy, cheating, or clueless, RTD did. 

Perhaps her inability to cook could be seen as non-canon bashing, but I can't cook either. For the record, I've exploded a clay garlic thingy in my microwave, vaporized latkes (potato pancakes) in a frying pan by using healthy oil with a low flash point, had a fire in my oven that had 15 fireman at my door (actually they were young and good looking...maybe I can set something ablaze in my oven again this year).

So what am I making this year for Thanksgiving? Reservations. Seriously.

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT THANKSGIVING!!
  

A Schmoop Bingo Story
Author: Aviv_b
Fandom:  Torchwood
Schmoop:  Amusement Park
Title: What Do You Do With a Lost Spooky-Doo?
Words: 4500
Rating: PG
Characters:  Team Torchwood, Andy, Rhys
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: So many aliens come through the Rift. Is the 'Hickey Monster' one of them? Takes place not long after Gwen joins Torchwood (but no Suzie here).

A/N:  A little Halloween schmoop bingo. 

And for more Halloween fun, check out my Torchwood Halloween Amphigory  Rated G. A Torchwood version of Edward Gorey's 'Amphigorey' (with a few Dr. Who references).
http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/13516.html

 

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