A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic

I won't have time to write anything new this year, but if you like my funny stories you'll probably enjoy last year's Thanksgivig story:
A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic:
http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/15835.html


TITLE:  A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG - mild cursing & sexual references
CHARACTERS:  Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, Rhys
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 2580
SUMMARY:  Gwen decides that the Team should prepare a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for Jack.  Things do not go as planned.
 
Warning: If you can't deal with Gwen's canon failings, this fic isn't for you. Just remember, I didn't write her as nosy, cheating, or clueless, RTD did. 

Perhaps her inability to cook could be seen as non-canon bashing, but I can't cook either. For the record, I've exploded a clay garlic thingy in my microwave, vaporized latkes (potato pancakes) in a frying pan by using healthy oil with a low flash point, had a fire in my oven that had 15 fireman at my door (actually they were young and good looking...maybe I can set something ablaze in my oven again this year).

So what am I making this year for Thanksgiving? Reservations. Seriously.

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT THANKSGIVING!!
  

A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic

I won't have time to write anything new this year, but if you like my funny stories you'll probably enjoy last year's Thanksgivig story:
A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic:
http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/15835.html


TITLE:  A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG - mild cursing & sexual references
CHARACTERS:  Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, Rhys
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 2580
SUMMARY:  Gwen decides that the Team should prepare a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for Jack.  Things do not go as planned.
 
Warning: If you can't deal with Gwen's canon failings, this fic isn't for you. Just remember, I didn't write her as nosy, cheating, or clueless, RTD did. 

Perhaps her inability to cook could be seen as non-canon bashing, but I can't cook either. For the record, I've exploded a clay garlic thingy in my microwave, vaporized latkes (potato pancakes) in a frying pan by using healthy oil with a low flash point, had a fire in my oven that had 15 fireman at my door (actually they were young and good looking...maybe I can set something ablaze in my oven again this year).

So what am I making this year for Thanksgiving? Reservations. Seriously.

HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT THANKSGIVING!!