How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 8/8 (complete)

Dec. 13th, 2009 11:09 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 8/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~785
SUMMARY:  Chanukah is saved!  Parties are held, everyone (including Torchwood) sings songs, eats latkes and plays dreidel.
 
8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team



 

( Chanukah is saved! Eat latkes here )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 7/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 10:39 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 7/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~1410
SUMMARY: Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus 2 good looking Rabbis.  Torchwood helps the aliens return home.
 
8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team

Erran Baron Cohen  (yep, Sacha's brother) - Dreidel video is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHjpsmd_oXo

( Aliens returning home here )( Read more... )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 7/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 10:39 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 7/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~1410
SUMMARY: Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus 2 good looking Rabbis.  Torchwood helps the aliens return home.
 
8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team

Erran Baron Cohen  (yep, Sacha's brother) - Dreidel video is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHjpsmd_oXo

 

( Aliens returning home here )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 6/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 10:19 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 6/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~860
SUMMARY: Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus 2 good looking Rabbis.  Who's stealing the dreidels? The trap is sprung!  What did they catch?
 
8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team


* Do they not sound like The Stray Cats??

( The thieves are caught )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 6/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 10:19 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 6/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~860
SUMMARY: Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus 2 good looking Rabbis.  Who's stealing the dreidels? The trap is sprung!  What did they catch?
 
8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team


* Do they not sound like The Stray Cats??

( The thieves are caught )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 5/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 09:57 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 5/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~560
SUMMARY: Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus 2 good looking Rabbis.  A trap is set to catch the dreidel thieves
 
8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team




( The trap is set )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 5/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 09:57 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 5/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~560
SUMMARY: Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus 2 good looking Rabbis.  A trap is set to catch the dreidel thieves
 
8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team




 

( The trap is set )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic - 4/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 09:22 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 4/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~1300
SUMMARY: Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus 2 good looking Rabbis - sounds like a job for Torchwood!

8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team



 

( Meet Robbi the Reform Rabbi here )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic - 4/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 09:22 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 4/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended).
DISCLAIMER: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~1300
SUMMARY: Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus 2 good looking Rabbis - sounds like a job for Torchwood!

8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team



 

( Meet Robbi the Reform Rabbi here )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 3/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 01:40 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 3/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS:  Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Andy, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended). 
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 950
SUMMARY:  Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus a good looking Rabbi  - sounds like a job for Torchwood!

8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team.

IF YOU'VE ALREADY READ THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS, YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THE AUDIO/VIDEO THAT WAS ADDED AFTERWARDS - CHECK IT OUT!

( More dreidel mischief, this way )Ch
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 3/8

Dec. 13th, 2009 01:40 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 3/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS:  Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Andy, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended). 
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 950
SUMMARY:  Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material, plus a good looking Rabbi  - sounds like a job for Torchwood!

8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team.

IF YOU'VE ALREADY READ THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS, YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THE AUDIO/VIDEO THAT WAS ADDED AFTERWARDS - CHECK IT OUT!

 

( More dreidel mischief, this way )Ch
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 2/8

Dec. 12th, 2009 02:41 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 2/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS:  Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Andy, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended). 
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 800
SUMMARY:  Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material- sounds like a job for Torchwood!

8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team.

 


 

( More Chanukah hysteria here )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 2/8

Dec. 12th, 2009 02:41 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 2/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS:  Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Andy, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended). 
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 800
SUMMARY:  Disappearing dreidels, reappearing dreidels, strange blue powder with unidentified genetic material- sounds like a job for Torchwood!

8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team.

 


 

( More Chanukah hysteria here )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 1/8

Dec. 11th, 2009 11:09 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 1/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS:  Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Andy, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended). 
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 600
SUMMARY:  Dreidels are disappearing in Cardiff.  How can you celebrate Chanukah without dreidels?

8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team.


( Dreidels are missing here )
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic 1/8

Dec. 11th, 2009 11:09 pm
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How Torchwood Saved Chanukah (or Hanukkah if you prefer) 1/8
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING: All Chapters G to PG
CHARACTERS:  Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Andy, Cardiff Rabbis, and Aliens (the synagogues are real, but the Rabbis are completely fictional, no disrespect intended). 
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 600
SUMMARY:  Dreidels are disappearing in Cardiff.  How can you celebrate Chanukah without dreidels?

8 short chapters so you can enjoy all of Chanukah with the Torchwood Team.

 


 

( Dreidels are missing here )
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A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic

Nov. 25th, 2009 05:55 pm
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TITLE:  A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG - mild cursing & sexual references
CHARACTERS:  Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, Rhys
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 2580
SUMMARY:  Gwen decides that the Team should prepare a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for Jack.  Things do not go as planned.
 
Warning: If you can't deal with Gwen's canon failings, this fic isn't for you. Just remember, I didn't write her as nosy, cheating, or clueless, RTD did. 

Perhaps her inability to cook could be seen as unkind, but I can't cook either. For the record, I've exploded a clay garlic thingy in my microwave, exploded latkes (potato pancakes) in a frying pan by using healthy oil with a low flash point, had a fire in my oven that had 15 fireman at my door (actually they were young and good looking...maybe I can set something ablaze in my oven again this year).

So what am I making this year for Thanksgiving? Reservations.
  

 

 

( Turkey with all the trimmings here! )

 

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A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic

Nov. 25th, 2009 05:55 pm
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TITLE:  A Thanksgiving to Remember - A Torchwood Holiday Crackfic
AUTHOR: Aviv_b
RATING:  PG - mild cursing & sexual references
CHARACTERS:  Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, Rhys
DISCLAIMER:  Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
WORDS: ~ 2580
SUMMARY:  Gwen decides that the Team should prepare a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for Jack.  Things do not go as planned.
 
Warning: If you can't deal with Gwen's canon failings, this fic isn't for you. Just remember, I didn't write her as nosy, cheating, or clueless, RTD did. 

Perhaps her inability to cook could be seen as unkind, but I can't cook either. For the record, I've exploded a clay garlic thingy in my microwave, exploded latkes (potato pancakes) in a frying pan by using healthy oil with a low flash point, had a fire in my oven that had 15 fireman at my door (actually they were young and good looking...maybe I can set something ablaze in my oven again this year).

So what am I making this year for Thanksgiving? Reservations.
  

 

 

( Turkey with all the trimmings here! )

 

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