Speaking Like Royalty
May. 2nd, 2011 10:32 pmAuthor: Aviv_b
Title: Speaking Like Royalty
Written for
tw100, Challenge #196 - Firearms
Rating: PG for BAD words
Characters: Jack, Myfanwy, Ianto
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Jack teaches Myfanwy another new trick. Ianto is even less amused. than last time.
A/N: Read first, then watch the video.
Title: Speaking Like Royalty
Written for
Rating: PG for BAD words
Characters: Jack, Myfanwy, Ianto
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Jack teaches Myfanwy another new trick. Ianto is even less amused. than last time.
A/N: Read first, then watch the video.
“I’m going to kill him,” Ianto thought as he stormed into Jack’s office.
“Jack, how could you!”
“What? What did I do?”
“I can’t believe that you taught Myfanwy such rubbish.”
“I was showing her old British war movies to help her understand the word ‘firearms.’
“Was there anything else you watched with her?”
“We watched the 'King’s Speech.' But that’s historical and educational and…”
“Well just listen to her now.”
They stepped into the open area of the Hub.
“Squawk, squawk, squawk!” (buggity, buggity, fuck, fuck, ass!)
Jack chuckled quietly. “Well you can’t say she doesn’t know the King’s English.”
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