That meme that's going around

I wasn't going to do it. I wasn't. 

"Pick up the book nearest you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life for 2012".

I didn't have a book with me anyway.  But I have a magazine. So I'll just peek. 

Drum roll: In terms of intimacy, a high-speed quad chair is more Vegas buffet than candlelit table for two. 

Since I don't ski, I guess I won't be meeting my special someone on the bus this year. Or I will, but they will be cheap. Or I'll have a veritable buffet of people to choose from. Or something. I don't know.

From February 2012 Outside Magazine, 2012 Editors' Choice (This We Like) #41 Double Chairlifts