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Author: Aviv_b
Title: What's for Dinner Tonight?
Words: 100, written for [info]tw100, challenge 182 - Strange Food
Rating: G
Characters:  Ianto, Jack
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Exotic is in the eye of the beholder.

A/N:  This is the counterpoint to [info]thebuttonontop 's 
yummy drabble http://thebuttonontop.livejournal.com/24844.html 


 

“Come on Jack, try it.”

“No.”

“So you want me to believe that the man who claims he ate Salaxatorian slimy slithers while they were still pulsing won’t eat a perfectly normal dinner.”

“I did eat them along with the flying monkey wings from Planet Apeworld,” Jack said pouting.

“And the pickled megasow ears from planet Piggly Wiggly?” Ianto asked.

“My mouth waters just thinking about them.”

“But you won’t eat this lovely dinner I prepared just for you.”

“Hey, I ate the roast beef, and the potatoes.  I may not be President Bush, but I’m not eating that broccoli!”

 


Date: 2011-01-19 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iolo1234.livejournal.com
Aww but Jack broccoli is good for you - it's full of vitamins and minerals and we need to on tip top form for ..... naked hide and seek! Lovely and made me smile.

Date: 2011-01-20 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! Jack would survive on donuts and coffee and takeaway if it weren't for Ianto.

Date: 2011-01-20 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
Not even curries, Chinese, or pizza? Wonders which crust Cardiff pizza eaters prefer...

Date: 2011-01-20 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Hey takeaway covers all things in the fast food realm. You ask a good question - wonder if they have deep dish pizza in Cardiff. And if so, is it edible deep dish pizza?

Date: 2011-01-19 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebuttonontop.livejournal.com
hee! i'm honored, my friend! :) so cute! :)

Date: 2011-01-20 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed! The minute I read your story, I thought that Jack would be a big baby about some things...just like the former President (oops, did I say that, LOL).

Date: 2011-01-19 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toshiani007.livejournal.com
Hi hi hi It was fun!!! Maybe if Ianto adds melted cheese to he broccoli Jack would want to eat it. Broccoli, yummy!!! =)

Date: 2011-01-20 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
You know, Ianto tried that, and Jack licked off all the chesse and left the brocoli behind (just like my cats).

Date: 2011-01-20 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
So is Ianto going to have to put veggies on Ianto's penis to get Jack to try them?

Date: 2011-01-20 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Oh that's just...bringing on some very strange thoughts, LOL.

Date: 2011-01-20 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
I'm not a big fan of broccoli either, unless it's slathered in cheese sauce!

Now Jack and Ianto slathered in cheese sauce... (Think a new fic bunny just hopped in!)

Date: 2011-01-20 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, now that would be a vegetable I wouldn't refuse!

Date: 2011-01-20 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
Who in their right mind would? *hehe*

Date: 2011-01-20 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
"Squawk!"

"OW! AUG..MRRRPH!"

"NO, BAD MYFANWY! Let Jack put the veg in his mouth... (Sigh) Another cleanup job..."

Aisles for lightyears.

Date: 2011-01-20 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
"Planet Piggly Wiggly?" Is that in the Kroger constellation? ;)

Re: Aisles for lightyears.

Date: 2011-01-20 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Yep, just a short right from Trader Joe's planet of pleasure.

Date: 2011-01-20 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Captain Jack: OMG Ianto, you used barbeque sauce instead of cheese sauce!

Ianto: Oh no, Owen made the casserole!

CJ: Whatever...Help! The casserole's spilled all over me!

Ianto: Is she hurting you?

CJ: She's licking me and it tickles....this reminds me of the time I was on ...

I: Don't, for the love of Rassillon, Don't!

Date: 2011-01-20 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
XD I originally had it that Myfanwy was feeding Jack as though he were a hatchling.

Date: 2011-01-20 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Well that would work, cause she'd essentially be stuffing the brocoli down his throat!

Date: 2011-01-20 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonacesg7.livejournal.com
*giggles*

I so believe that
nice!

*hugs* your icon

Date: 2011-01-20 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
I ask you...did we ever see Jack eat broccoli? We saw him almost choke on a donut, eat lots of takeaway, but there is no broccoli in canon.

Date: 2011-01-20 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonacesg7.livejournal.com
:D
very true

Date: 2011-01-20 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com
come on jack i have broken down and started eating my broccoli(covered in cheese) and it has not killed me. poor ianto stuck with a 2 in a adonis body.

Date: 2011-01-20 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
It could be that Jack is afraid that death by broccoli could be permanent.

Date: 2011-01-20 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evalentine99.livejournal.com
Wonderful lol funny

Date: 2011-01-20 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks!

Date: 2011-01-20 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trix011.livejournal.com
OH This is very sweet!Jack sulks I love it!!?))

Date: 2011-01-20 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
I love writing sulky Jack! Thanks for reading!

Date: 2011-01-20 09:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akawho.livejournal.com
I don't blame Jack. I won't eat broccoli either. Give me cauliflower with ranch dip though and I'll chow down!

Date: 2011-01-20 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Jack may like cauliflower, but I'm afraid its not one of my favorites.

Date: 2011-01-21 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nikki-b1.livejournal.com
Very cute and funny little story!
Totally agree with Jack. Broccoli is not food! Give me flying monkey wings from Planet Apeworld anyday! It sounds delish! :-D

Date: 2011-01-21 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! I'll send a batch right over. Do you want your wings mild, medium, hot, or balistic?

(I see you aren't from the US so I don't know if this will make any sense to you - but deep fried chicken wings are a popular bar snack here - mostly very spicy (cause it makes you drink more).

Date: 2011-01-22 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nikki-b1.livejournal.com
I´ll try balistic, thank you very much!
And we have chickenwings here too.

Date: 2011-01-22 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Sending you some virtual Buffalo chicken wings with - with Steve's Insane sauce!

Date: 2011-01-22 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agent-girlsname.livejournal.com
Heehee very good :D

Date: 2011-01-22 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks!

Date: 2011-01-22 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com
Naughty Jack. He really should eat up all his baby trees.

Date: 2011-01-22 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Yes he should!

Date: 2011-02-23 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hab318princess.livejournal.com
*giggles*
isn't that the man who told his employee to eat more vegetables?

Date: 2011-02-23 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Yes he is! But after all, he's the Captain, so like the President he doesn't have to eat them if he doesnt want to.

Date: 2011-03-09 01:18 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bk_forever
For shame, Jack - you're the one who told Ianto he should eat more vegetables, but you turn your nose up at delicious broccoli! Next thing you'll be saying you don't like sprouts!

(Mind you, I don't like broccoli when mum cooks it - it shouldn't be greyish and mushy!)

Date: 2011-03-09 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Jack is often a 'do as I say' kind of guy. And maybe Ianto cooks broccoli like your mum. Me, I can take it or leave it. Thanks for reading!!

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