Country Fried
Jan. 29th, 2011 09:48 pmAuthor: Aviv_b
Title: Country Fried
Words: 100, written for
tw100, challenge 183 - Title Changes
Rating: G
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Ianto does not like country cooking.
A/N: My apologies in advance for this grotesque little crackfic.
Title: Country Fried
Words: 100, written for
Rating: G
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Ianto does not like country cooking.
A/N: My apologies in advance for this grotesque little crackfic.
“I can’t believe you’re blaming me,” Jack said as they got into the SUV.
“Is it too much to ask that you actually tell me what kind of cuisine they serve before you make reservations?” Ianto said slamming his door shut.
Jack began the drive back to Cardiff.
“I told you we were going to a new restaurant near the Brecon Beacons. I said that they served everything deep fried.”
“Yes, but you forgot to mention that when the menu said ‘finger food’ it was to be taken literally.”
“Well the neon sign said “Cannibals Welcome.”
Ianto rolled his eyes.
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Date: 2011-01-30 04:08 am (UTC)Poor Ianto!
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Date: 2011-01-30 06:35 am (UTC)Poor Ianto, always a lousy time at the Beacons for him... *squishes him*
PS: First time seeeing the new layout. Looks great! :)
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Date: 2011-01-30 01:48 pm (UTC)Glad you like the new layout. I think its a keeper.
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Date: 2011-01-30 12:39 pm (UTC)Jack: Oh, like Shepherd's pie isn't dodgy!
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Date: 2011-01-31 10:50 am (UTC)Mother used to feed me angel cake,I always wondered about the ingredients!
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Date: 2011-03-08 10:31 pm (UTC)http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/83613.html
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Date: 2011-03-13 04:40 am (UTC)Ummm... so what else was on the menu????? I'll be they do a mean roadkill stew!!!! And the eyeballs, gently sauteed & served in a delicate sauce of shallots, garlic & white wine? Worthy of a Michilin star! But you gotta order the blue eyes; the brown ones are sort of tough, chewy, and never order the green - just don't.
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