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Author: Aviv_b
Title: Country Fried
Words: 100, written for [info]tw100, challenge 183 - Title Changes
Rating: G
Characters:  Jack, Ianto
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: Ianto does not like country cooking.

A/N:  My apologies in advance for this grotesque little crackfic.


 

“I can’t believe you’re blaming me,” Jack said as they got into the SUV.

“Is it too much to ask that you actually tell me what kind of cuisine they serve before you make reservations?” Ianto said slamming his door shut.

Jack began the drive back to Cardiff.

“I told you we were going to a new restaurant near the Brecon Beacons. I said that they served everything deep fried.”

“Yes, but you forgot to mention that when the menu said ‘finger food’ it was to be taken literally.”

“Well the neon sign said “Cannibals Welcome.”

 Ianto rolled his eyes.

 


Date: 2011-01-30 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bubblebear79.livejournal.com
That was really funny! I liked it.

Date: 2011-01-30 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks!

Date: 2011-01-30 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xrai-namere.livejournal.com
Lmao!

Poor Ianto!

Date: 2011-01-30 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Yeah, this sort of goes along with the exotic thing prompt as well.

Date: 2011-01-30 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jooles34.livejournal.com
*wonders if she can have some of what you're on*

Date: 2011-01-30 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Too little sleep, mostly.

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Go for a double!

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Date: 2011-01-30 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebuttonontop.livejournal.com
*facepalm* i shouldnt have enjoyed this... lol. but i did. bravo, my friend.

Date: 2011-01-30 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
I shouldn't have written it, but I did! Thanks!

Date: 2011-01-30 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
So wrong, but so frickin' funny! ;) Good grief, I had chicken fingers for lunch today! *shudders*

Poor Ianto, always a lousy time at the Beacons for him... *squishes him*

PS: First time seeeing the new layout. Looks great! :)
Edited Date: 2011-01-30 06:37 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-30 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
I was watching this kid in a restaurant eating chicken fingers (quite disgustingly, I might add) and the idea just hit me (Ok the bunny kicked me in the face).

Glad you like the new layout. I think its a keeper.

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Date: 2011-01-30 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
Well that made my day!! Now I wont be able to eart finger food without thinking of this.

Date: 2011-01-30 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Nom, nom! YOu're back!!!! Hooray!

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Date: 2011-01-30 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
Ianto: Scottish cuisine has gone too far...

Jack: Oh, like Shepherd's pie isn't dodgy!

Date: 2011-01-30 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
And you thought haggis was bad...

Date: 2011-01-30 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toshiani007.livejournal.com
Hi hi hi!!! That was fun!!!

Date: 2011-01-30 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Heh! Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2011-01-30 03:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bk_forever
Disgustingly funny! (Mmmm, deep fried fingers! Crunchy!)

Date: 2011-01-30 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Nom, nom, nom!

Date: 2011-01-30 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iolo1234.livejournal.com
Bad Jack - I know he'll eat anything but really - poor Ianto!

Date: 2011-01-30 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Yeah, I think I had some left over bunnies from the strange food drabble challenge.

Date: 2011-01-30 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hw221.livejournal.com
Heee. That was hilarious.

Date: 2011-01-30 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Why thank you!

Date: 2011-01-31 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sassysailorgirl.livejournal.com
Tee, hee ;p Poor Ianto! Jack needs to be punished for that ;p

Date: 2011-01-31 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Oh he will be...Ianto will think up some tasty discipline for Jack.

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Date: 2011-01-31 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riseaboveflame.livejournal.com
Oh jeez. XD This was great.

Date: 2011-01-31 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! I lai you too!

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Date: 2011-01-31 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littleni.livejournal.com
*looks worried*

Mother used to feed me angel cake,I always wondered about the ingredients!

Date: 2011-01-31 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
I think the phrase 'don't ask, don't tell' works pretty well for your situation, LOL!

Date: 2011-01-31 03:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-31 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
I had left over bunny from the previous "strange food' drabble - and he just hopped on over here. Nom!

Date: 2011-01-31 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com
glares at jack, cuddles ianto and with the help of tosh & myfanwy takes ianto out for the night.

Date: 2011-01-31 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
though...Myfanwy might like the finger food...just saying, LOL.

Date: 2011-02-02 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megans-writing.livejournal.com
omg. wonderful.

Date: 2011-02-02 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks!

Date: 2011-02-03 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rose-cat.livejournal.com
OMG YOU DIDN'T. *sporfles*

Date: 2011-02-03 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
OMG - I did!

Date: 2011-02-06 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com
A ha ha ha! I was expecting Ianto to be upset by "mountain oysters" or some such, but finger food and a neon sign welcoming cannibals was surprising enough I laughed out loud. :)

Date: 2011-02-06 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! glad you enjoyed. Bon Appetit!

Date: 2011-03-08 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hab318princess.livejournal.com
I'm torn between giggling maniacally and wanting to give Jack a good slap... brilliant

Date: 2011-03-08 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Jack is very bad here - but there are some things that Jack just won't eat - if you haven't done so, you may want to read the companion drabble: What's For Dinner Tonight. Jack would tell you this is just payback for below.

http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/83613.html

Date: 2011-03-13 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royalladyemma.livejournal.com
OMG!! This is so GROSS!!!! It's DISGUSTING!!! It's just SICKENING!!!

Ummm... so what else was on the menu????? I'll be they do a mean roadkill stew!!!! And the eyeballs, gently sauteed & served in a delicate sauce of shallots, garlic & white wine? Worthy of a Michilin star! But you gotta order the blue eyes; the brown ones are sort of tough, chewy, and never order the green - just don't.

Date: 2011-03-13 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Hehehehehe! Now if they start serving meals with a nice Chianti and some fava beans, I'd be worried.

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