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Author: Aviv_b
Title: Learning the ABCs
Written for [info]tw100Challenge #191 - A is for Avian
Rating: G
Characters: Ianto, Myfanwy, Owen
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: 
 Ianto is trying to teach the alphabet to Myfanwy.


 

“A is for Avian.” Ianto was teaching Myfanwy the alphabet.

 

“Just like you, you oversized vulture,” Owen yelled up to her nest.

 

Squawk! “Vulture not sound like it begins with A.”

 

“Now other words with A are apple, acorn, avocado, and anchovy,” Ianto continued, showing each item to Myfanwy before feeding her the anchovy as a reward for her patience.

 

“Now can you point at any objects that begin with A?”

 

Myfanwy pointed her beak toward Owen in the medical bay.

 

“Good try, but Owen begins with an O not an A.”

 

Squawk! “Arsehole begins with A, right? I win!”

 


Date: 2011-03-29 06:59 pm (UTC)
ext_116536: (Default)
From: [identity profile] beth-mccombs.livejournal.com
*HURTS SELF GIGGLING*

Date: 2011-03-29 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! I'll send Jack right over to apply some of that alien pain killing creme!

Date: 2011-03-29 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toshiani007.livejournal.com
Hi hi hi, you're crazy, that was awesome, the best of the best!!! I loved loved loved it and I love you!!! Try to complete the alphabet, there are many names Myfanwy can call Owen!!! Great, maravilloso, megawow, bellísimo!!! ***hugs*** xxx A

Date: 2011-03-29 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! I'm so glad you liked this!

Date: 2011-03-29 09:47 pm (UTC)
ext_422268: (little dragon)
From: [identity profile] ravenja1170.livejournal.com
Soooo funny and cute! :D

Date: 2011-03-29 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks!

Date: 2011-03-29 09:58 pm (UTC)
cookiegirl: (Ianto - Wedding dress)
From: [personal profile] cookiegirl
LMAO! Awesome bb! x

Date: 2011-03-29 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Glad you liked - I may just have to continue this and make a series.

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From: [personal profile] cookiegirl - Date: 2011-03-29 10:48 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2011-03-30 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] jo02

Oh *snort* I saw where this was going from the get-go - LOL!

<---------- even Owen agrees :)

Date: 2011-03-30 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
YOu did? I must make my references more obscure in the future, LOL. Well Owen has no delusions about his charm.

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Date: 2011-03-30 01:33 am (UTC)
ext_76727: (animated: ianto laughing)
From: [identity profile] remuslives23.livejournal.com
*laughing forever*

Date: 2011-03-30 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2011-03-30 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sassysailorgirl.livejournal.com
Aww! Bless Myfanwy for calling it like she sees it ;p Hysterical! Do make this a series!

Date: 2011-03-30 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
I'll do my best! Thanks.

Date: 2011-03-30 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Love your icon!

Date: 2011-03-30 05:27 am (UTC)
lilferret: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lilferret
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Date: 2011-03-30 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Does that mean you liked it, or are you in pain?

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From: [personal profile] lilferret - Date: 2011-03-30 05:49 am (UTC) - Expand

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From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-30 07:58 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2011-03-30 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
I agree!

Date: 2011-03-30 08:46 am (UTC)
ext_204191: (Default)
From: [identity profile] charie-caphine.livejournal.com
This sounds like a Torchwood version of Garfield. =)

Date: 2011-03-30 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Similar but Myfanwy uses bad words!

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From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-31 02:26 am (UTC) - Expand

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Date: 2011-03-30 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimutek.livejournal.com
Hahaha, that was great! XD

Date: 2011-03-30 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks - I'm glad you enjoyed.

Date: 2011-03-30 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] royalladyemma.livejournal.com
Good girl, Myfanwy!!! You're such a smart girl. Hysterical!

Date: 2011-03-30 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
She sure has Owen figured out! thanks.

Date: 2011-03-30 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-8s.livejournal.com

Always love Ianto bonding with Myfanwy. And, the last line was pure gold. :)

Date: 2011-03-30 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks - my what a nice GDL picture you have for your icon.

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From: [identity profile] lazy-8s.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-03-31 03:56 am (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2011-03-30 10:08 pm (UTC)
bk_forever: (Laughing Jack)
From: [personal profile] bk_forever
*giggles* Myfanwy is right, as always - she knows Owen so well!

Date: 2011-03-30 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks - glad you enjoyed - Myfanwy is much like Ianto, she knows everything that goes on in the Hub.

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From: [personal profile] bk_forever - Date: 2011-03-30 11:39 pm (UTC) - Expand

Dear Headmaster Jones:

Date: 2011-03-31 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teamrodent.livejournal.com
Why can't Myfanwy also have the apple, acorn,& avocado? We know why she can't have Owen.

Re: Dear Headmaster Jones:

Date: 2011-03-31 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
She only eats meat and chocolate! Its the pteratkins diet!

Date: 2011-03-31 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wscaster.livejournal.com
lmao! I am just glad I wasn't drinking anything as I read that last line....so didn't see that one coming! I always knew Myfanwy was special, you just proved how special she is! :o)

Date: 2011-03-31 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks - yes, spitting on your keyboard is not a good thing!

Date: 2011-03-31 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com
ianto would be so proud of his star pupil not sure how owen would feel about unless it it would be complain about 'smart arse teaboys and their cheeky pets' and jack would laugh himself silly. me i am just glad i wasn't drinking anything while reading.

Date: 2011-03-31 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! We shall see how smart Myfanwy is in next weeks lesson.

Date: 2011-04-01 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottishwillow.livejournal.com
So cute! Love that Myf's so much smarter than any of them - including Ianto - give her credit for!

Date: 2011-04-01 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Yes she is - smart but from her own point of view. I have several other stories staring this Myfanwy and while she often gets things right, sometimes her point of view makes for some very funny misunderstandings.

Date: 2011-04-03 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com
Great, laugh-out-loud crack! Hooray for Myfanwy. *g*

Date: 2011-04-03 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Myfanwy rules! Gladyou liked.

Date: 2011-04-07 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
*heehee* This is such a cute series you came up with! :D

Date: 2011-04-07 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! I can't wait to see what 'c' stands for, LOL!

Date: 2011-04-11 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com
Oo-er Myfanwy used a naughty word!

Date: 2011-04-11 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Yes she did. But she doesn't always understand the implications of what she says. She probably heard Ianto mutter that word a few times in regards to Owen.
For more on Myfanwy and her love of cursing see:
http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/73696.html

Date: 2011-04-13 04:44 am (UTC)
ext_511621: (Ianto&Myfanwy)
From: [identity profile] akawho.livejournal.com
Had to clap my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing out loud. Didn't want to wake the old man. So glad you're writing more Myfanwy tales. Looking forward to rest of the alphabet, YAY!

Date: 2011-04-13 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Thanks! Hopefully these will become something resembling a single narrative.

Date: 2011-04-24 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
And she doesn't cheat like some folks in the Hub.

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