RATING: Chapter 32 - PG for language
CHARACTERS: Ianto, Jack, Owen, Rhiannon, Johnny, Gwen, Rhys,
WORDS: ~ 3430
SUMMARY: Ianto spends Christmas Eve with with his family after not seeing them for five years. Will his family welcome him with open arms, or will they kick him to the curb?
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. Gary Allan
After driving back to the Hub, Rhys and Jack transferred Ianto’s presents into the SUV. “Ianto, don’t let me forget to take these into Owen’ place so you can put them in the Honda tomorrow. “
Ianto hugged Gwen and Rhys goodbye since he wouldn’t be seeing them until he returned to Cardiff at the end of January. “We’ll have to have a full Christmas family debriefing when you get back,” Gwen laughed. “Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure we’ll be having the more insane stories.”
‘I hope you’re right, otherwise, I’m in big trouble.’
***
When Ianto and Jack got to Owen’s place, it was clear that Ianto was exhausted. Jack helped him get into some sweat pants while he stripped down to his briefs. Once in bed, Ianto was all for some snogging, but Jack could see how tired he was. “Ianto, let’s just sleep, OK?”
Ianto felt incredibly disappointed. ‘What are you tired of me already?’
“You stop that right now. Come here.” Jack pulled Ianto against him and held him tight. “Let’s just snuggle for a while.” Ianto groaned and shut his eyes. Jack stroked his hair and spoke softly to him about how much fun they were going to have when he came back to Cardiff. Five minutes later, Ianto began to snore. Jack chuckled to himself, ‘hey I like sex as much as anyone, but I generally like my partners to be awake for the experience.’
***
Owen arrived back at his flat around 8 AM. As he walked by Ianto’s room he couldn’t help but look in. Jack was spooned against Ianto’s back and both were sound asleep. They looked so peaceful that Owen felt his heart ache a little. He remembered how he and Katie used to sleep that way and how safe and grounded he always felt when he woke up holding her. For the first time since her death he considered that maybe he ought to think about a real relationship with someone, not just meaningless shags with strangers night after night. ‘What Ianto’s been through is as bad if not worse than my own loss. If he can move on, I really should be able to as well.’
Owen didn’t want to disturb them, so he closed their door and went to read the morning paper. About an hour later he heard Jack speaking to Ianto and wanted to make sure they knew he was home. He went into the kitchen and rattled around some drawers and started to make some coffee.
Jack came out wearing Ianto’s robe and sat down at Owen’s kitchen table. He yawned loudly. “I actually slept for a few hours last night. I don’t do that too often. And Ianto was asleep five minutes after we went to bed.” Owen raised his eyebrows. “Hey, I’m not a total git. He’s exhausted, and for the record I can actually restrain myself on occasion.”
Owen handed Jack a mug of coffee. Jack took a sip. “Owen, also for the record, you make terrible coffee. I wonder if Ianto can make a decent cup…between yours and Gwen’s coffee, I’m keeping the Starbucks near the Hub in business.” Owen smiled.
“Is Ianto awake, yet?”
“He’s sort of in and out; I thought I’d get showered first and then get him up.”
“It’s just going to be the three of us for breakfast, Tosh was pretty tired herself and decided she didn’t want to have to go out until tomorrow. So we really can just go whenever he’s up and ready.”
Jack went and took his shower and by the time he finished, Ianto was awake. Ianto joined them in the kitchen and they shared a cup of coffee.
‘Did you make this coffee, Owen?’ Owen nodded. ‘It sucks, and not in a good way. I’m going to have to give you some lessons on making coffee when I’m back in January.’
Owen felt a little put out; his coffee wasn’t that bad, was it? “Oi, I almost forgot a package came for you yesterday from London.”
Ianto was puzzled; he wasn’t expecting any deliveries. He opened the box and found a large Christmas tin. He opened it up and saw there were brownies inside. Still confused, he read the card that came with the tin:
Happy Christmas Ianto!
These brownies are for adults only! Hope you and your pals at Torchwood enjoy them.
See you soon, Stephen.
‘Bet they’ve got rum in them, that would be sooo Stephen. Good thing he told me, cause Mica and David would certainly want some. Jack, why don’t you take them to Gwen’s…she’s not having any children over, is she?’
Jack replied that as far as he knew it was just five adults.
‘Well make sure you tell her because I don’t want her serving them later and having a kid get sick because of me.’
“Hopefully, if he used enough rum, that will be obvious to her.”
‘Yeah, true. Got to tell you, I never knew Stephen could cook. The most I ever saw him do was open a beer and put some crisps in a bowl. A man of hidden talents, he is.’
Jack took the tin and they drove in the SUV to the local waffle house where they had an uneventful breakfast. Uneventful except for Jack’s atrocious eating habits. Ianto wasn’t sure if it was an American thing or a Harkness thing, but what was with him trying to eat donuts in two bites. At one point, Jack started laughing with his mouth full of donut, spewing powdered sugar out over the table.
‘Can’t dress him up and take him anywhere, can you?’ snarked Ianto.
Owen smiled. “Oh this is nothing. You should see him with popcorn. More of it ends up on the floor than actually in his mouth. Must be because he insists on throwing it in the air to catch with his mouth and misses 90% of the time.”
All too soon breakfast was over and Jack had to get back to keep an eye on the Hub. When he stopped to drop Owen and Ianto back at the flat, Owen excused himself so that Jack and Ianto could have a private goodbye.
Ianto was surprised that he felt so emotional about leaving Jack. He willed himself not to cry, but Jack could see how upset he was. It touched Jack deeply that Ianto was going to miss him after so short a time together. “Don’t be sad Ianto; think about all the fun we’re going to have once you come back. Yeah, maybe you could even be thinking specifically about some fun things you’d like to do when you get back.”
‘I have something for you.’ Ianto smiled shyly as he handed Jack a small rectangular box he had in his coat pocket. ‘Don’t you open that before Christmas morning, OK?’
Jack nodded. “Funny thing, I have something for you as well.” Jack reached into the pocket of his coat and handed Ianto a heavy small square box. “And you have to promise not to open it until you get back to London.”
Jack gave Ianto a rather chaste final kiss as he got out of the car. “Be good Ianto. Have fun at your New Year’s party, just not too much fun, OK?”
Just before Ianto went into the lobby of Owen’s building he turned to look at Jack for a final time. Jack smiled and blew him a kiss.
***
They arrived at Rhiannon’s house shortly before 2 PM. Ianto took a deep breath.
“Are you nervous?”
‘No, not at all unless walking into a weevil’s den would make you nervous.’
“Hey your sister and brother-in-law are nice people. Can’t say about the kids; they were running out the door, the little hellions, as I was coming in.”
‘If that’s supposed to reassure me, it’s not working. I hope they aren’t put off by the voice software. Guess, we’ll find out,’ Ianto said a little hesitantly.
They went up to the door carrying all the presents. Before they could knock, the door was opened by a little girl. “Mummy, Uncle Ianto’s here, Uncle Ianto’s here!” she yelled excitedly. As they stepped inside, Ianto wondered if Mica knew which one of them was Uncle Ianto. They put the presents down to greet everyone.
Rhiannon ran to the door and pulled Ianto into a hug. “Oh, its been way too long Ianto; its so good to have you home.” Ianto kissed her on the cheek and held her tight.
“Mica, this is your Uncle Ianto.” Mica reached up for a hug.
“And this is his friend Dr. Harper.”
“Call me Owen, please.”
Mica looked up at Owen with big blue eyes. Her resemblance to Ianto was striking. She had the same grey-blue eyes, pouty mouth, and dark wavy hair with very fair skin. “Can we call you Uncle Owen?”
Surprisingly, Owen wasn’t put off by the little girl. “Why of course you can. I’d be honored.” What he wasn’t expecting was the next question. “Are you Uncle Ianto’s boyfriend?” Owen looked a little puzzled as he wasn’t quite sure that Mica understood the implications of that word. When he didn’t answer she looked at him coyly and asked, “You know, are you married?”
Owen burst out laughing. Ianto smiled. “No, no, I’m his doctor and his good friend, kind of like a big brother. You’ve got a big brother, don’t you?”
“Yeah, and I hope you’re nicer to him than David is to me!”
“Hey, I heard that,” an older, somewhat stocky boy shouted as he came into the room. He came up behind Mica and pushed her. Mica started to cry. Owen scowled. Instinctively, Ianto reached down and picked Mica up in his arms trying to soothe her.
“David, if you don’t stop that, Santa’s not going to bring you any presents,” Rhiannon scolded.
David rolled his eyes, and smirked, “Santa, yeah, like I’m really worried about Santa.”
Johnny came up behind him and slapped his head lightly. “Oi, big guy, do not be disrespecting Santa in this house. Go have a sit in the kitchen if you’re going to be a brat.” David sulked and left the room.
“Remind you of anyone else at around the age of ten?” Rhiannon asked. “He’s exactly like you, the little know it all.”
Ianto thought, ‘well here goes.’ He began to type on his cell while Rhiannon and Johnny watched him. He hit the send key. ‘No way was I that bratty, no way.’
“Oh, Ianto, that sounds just like you! Where did you get that from?”
‘Owen’s co-worker Tosh found it for me. It’s not bad, is it?’
Johnny had forgotten about Ianto not being able to speak. He looked Ianto over closely and saw how thin he was and how tired he looked. He could also see that Ianto was happy but nervous to be home. ‘Want to make sure he knows he’s welcome here.’
“Ianto, the voice is fantastic! Its not at all was I was expecting. And you look good, a little tired maybe, but good.” He gave Ianto a big bear hug.
Rhiannon interrupted, “Oi, what am I thinking, you haven’t seen Mum yet.” She grabbed Ianto by the hand and took him into the lounge area. When she saw him come in, Ianto and Rhiannon’s mother looked up from her newspaper and smiled.
Ianto quickly toggled over to the Welsh software and went over and hugged and kissed his mother. She patted the chair next to her and Ianto sat down. She spoke to him rapidly in Welsh, eliciting a few smiled from everyone and a snort at one point from Ianto.
Owen whispered to Johnny, “what’s she saying, I don’t know enough Welsh to follow the conversation.”
Johnny whispered back, “She’s scolding him for not calling or visiting more often and telling him he looks too thin, and that his hair is too long. Let me see if I can’t interrupt and introduce you.”
Johnny spoke to Mum and explained who Owen was and that he didn’t speak Welsh. Rhiannon told Owen what Johnny had said. Mum motioned Owen over and pulled him into a hug and kissed him as well. “She wants you to know how grateful she is for taking care of Ianto….” and then Johnny and Rhiannon and Ianto burst out laughing. Johnny spoke to her again, and shook his head at her reply.
“Well, seems like Mica and Mum like to watch the same soap opera. That explains her question. She wants to know if you’re going to have a commitment ceremony anytime soon. Everyone was laughing. “Apparently we missed the big wedding between Gareth and Lolo on Pobol y Cwm.”
Ianto replied, ‘He’s not my boyfriend, he’s my doctor and my best friend.’
Mum replied that he could do worse than a doctor. When this was translated, Owen laughed so hard that he thought he’d piss himself. He and Ianto made eye contact and they knew they were both thinking, ‘well that could make things a whole lot easier down the road.’
“Do you have a girlfriend at least, or is that too old fashioned to even consider,” Johnny snarked.
‘Well, I was seeing someone in London for a bit, but that wasn’t a long-term thing.’
Owen jumped in, “Gorgeous Irish red-head, name of Kelly.”
Johnny asked Mum how she would feel if Ianto married an Irish lady. She replied that she’d rather see Ianto with a Welsh man than an Irish woman. Owen thought, ‘there’s really no accounting for prejudice is there?’ Out loud he asked, “how about an American man?” Ianto shot him a glance thinking ‘I’m going to kill you.’
She said she’d still prefer a nice Welsh boy, but she’d rather he was with an American man than an Irish woman. Rhiannon asked, “Is there some reason you were asking that Owen?”
“No, no, just wanted to see if it was the Irish part specifically your mum was objecting to or the non-Welsh part.”
David came back into the lounge and sat down next to Ianto. “So what did you get me?” Rhiannon looked mortified.
Ianto kept a perfectly straight face and typed. ‘I got you the best gift ever! Pajamas with bunnies on them. And matching bunny slippers. They are so cute; I can’t wait to see you in them!’
David looked at Ianto horrified. Then he realized that Ianto was having one over on him. He punched Ianto lightly on the arm. “Gor, I thought you were serious for a moment.”
David was quite taken with Ianto’s ‘talking phone.’ “Hey can you show me how that software works, it sounds pretty good. I thought it was going to be like a robot voice.” David got up and began to walk like a robot with his arms held stiffly by his sides. “Kill…the…humans…kill the… humans.” Everyone laughed, everyone that is except Ianto.
Ianto almost jumped out of his skin. David looked like a Cyberman but sounded exactly like a Dalek. Owen noticed the change in Ianto’s demeanor. ‘Hey Ianto, you didn’t take your afternoon pill yet did you? Step into the kitchen with me for a moment…”
Ianto quickly got up and followed Ianto into the kitchen. Rhiannon and Johnny had noticed the change in Ianto as well, but the kids and Mum were oblivious. Rhiannon got up, “let me go help them find a glass for water.”
When she stepped into the kitchen she saw that Ianto was leaning against a counter shaking. Owen was speaking quietly to Ianto, his face drawn into a worried frown.
“What the matter,” she whispered.
Ianto didn’t know what to say. Fortunately, Owen had some practice covering up Torchwood activities, so he was pretty good at constructing stories off the cuff. ‘Always best to stick as close to the truth as you can.’
“Ianto’s having a little bit of a flashback to the terrorist attack. Not sure why, but sometimes a sound or a smell can cause it. Especially if he’s tired. Doesn’t even have to seem to be related, just an involuntary response.”
Rhiannon nodded. “Ianto, you do look a little tired. Do you want to have a lie down for a bit, we won’t be having dinner for nearly another hour?” Ianto nodded. “Oh, and here’s a glass of water for you.”
Owen got a bottle out of his pocket and handed Ianto a small round pill. Ianto shrugged and took the medication. As Rhiannon turned to put the glass into the sink, Owen mouthed “Echinacea.” Ianto smiled and nodded.
She took Ianto up to David’s room. Ianto shuddered when he saw how David’s clothes were thrown everywhere, his toys and games were covering every available surface and the bed linens looked like they had been through a tornado. “Oi, you may be Mr. Neat now, but I can remember when your room looked worse. And don’t go denying it, or I’ll start telling Owen embarrassing stories from when we were kids.”
Ianto grinned at her. ‘And speaking of embarrassing stories, maybe I should tell Owen about the time I caught you and Tommy McFarlane behind the school…’
Rhiannon smacked Ianto on his arse. “Don’t you dare…don’t you even...”
‘You know, I wonder if Johnny’s ever heard that story?’
She went to hit him again and Ianto grabbed her and held her close. ‘Guw, I’ve missed you Rhiannon…I forgot how much fun we used to have.’
“Oh yeah, loads of fun,” she laughed, “you always spying on me and my boyfriends, me always tormenting you…” Her face softened, “yeah I’ve missed you too. Seriously, Ianto, how are you feeling?”
Ianto sat down on the bed. Rhiannon sat down next to him. ‘Ok, really. I still get tired pretty easily and I’ve been a lot doing more the last few days than I’m used to. We drove back Thursday evening and Friday I got to meet all of Owen’s co-workers and see my new flat, and then went to dinner with everyone. It was a late night.
Yesterday morning Owen’s boss, Captain Harkness took me buy some new suits, I’ve lost so much weight nothing fits and then we went and visited and had dinner with Tosh who was... a little under the weather. A big day for me usually consists of getting up, having breakfast, taking a short walk, having a nap, watching TV, dinner, maybe some more TV and then bed.’
“Ianto, are you in any pain? You look like your back hurts.”
‘Yeah, I fell yesterday. You’ve noticed that I startle pretty easily. Well, I heard this loud siren yesterday, and I turned around so quick that I lost my balance. I also managed to knock Captain Harkness off his feet. Oh, I forgot to tell you that I’m going to be doing some work for Torchwood Three.’
Rhiannon was not happy to hear this at all. “Ianto, you almost got killed working for them in London, why would you even think of working for them again?”
‘Well there aren’t a lot of jobs for people with my skills in Cardiff. I don’t think this is a permanent position, but their archives, you wouldn’t believe what a mess they are in. And they have boxes and boxes of stuff that were salvaged from London and nobody’s even looked at what’s in them! So at least I can be of some help. And they’ve done an awful lot for me.’
Rhiannon snorted. “Yeah, like helping you to lose your speech and some use of your hand and almost your life.”
‘Rhiannon, you can’t blame Cardiff for London’s mistakes. They are two totally different operations.’
“So did Owen get you the job?”
‘No, Jack…Captain Harkness offered me the position.’
“I see. You know I think I recall having seen him around town once or twice. American isn’t he?” Rhiannon smiled wickedly at Ianto. Ianto blushed. Rhiannon hugged her brother tightly.
“Whatever you do and whoever you are with, Johnny and me will be behind you. We just want you to be happy, Ianto, really. And if this Jack here or Kelly in London will make you happy, then that’s fine by us. Now lay down and get some rest.”
Ianto looked at the bed. He didn’t want to be rude, but he really, really, didn’t want to nap on those sheets.
“Oi, give me a minute, I’ll get some clean sheets. You look like you’re about to run screaming from the room.” Rhiannon retrieved some clean linens from another room and she and Ianto changed the bed. “I’ll wake you in about an hour, OK? Ianto nodded. “Sweet dreams, Ianto. Welcome home.”
Chapter 33 is here: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/11645.html