Ptorchwood Ptales & Ptimely Pthoughts

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Teddy would the Inspector General. No matter what I'm doing, he has to observe, 'help' and comment. Whether its opening mail, or getting ready for work or cleaning the litter box Inspector Teddy is on the job.

Ida, now that's a good question. She would probably be a massage therapist. She likes to walk over my back and help me get all the kinks out.

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Well, I once had a brithday party for my cats (OK adoption day party) and asked everyone to make a small donation to the shelter I adopted them from in lieu of cat nip.  I invited all their favorite 'aunts' and 'uncles' but their cat and dog cousins had to stay home. I'm sure they would have invited grandma and granpda too if they were in charge. 

I actually made them a tuna and gifilthy fish cake  - which was OK until I lit a candle on it and almost had kitty flambe. They  would serve salmon pate, tuna salad and anchovy pizza along with chicken soup. And Teddy would want soy ice cream and coleslaw - cause he likes those.

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Well, considering that I am my cats Meommy, I'll let you guess where I stand on this. Though come to think of it, servant would probably be more accurate.

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Starving. Feed me. Feed me mnow.