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LJ is being a rat-faced bastard. I'm going to try to put this under a cut - but if this doesn't work - don't go any further.......
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You've been warned!
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Turn back before its too late!
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Last chance!
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So Jack lives to be tormented another day. And Gwen lives of course. And now Rex is immortal - oh joy. Now RTD's all set for his new show -
Your thoughts?
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You've been warned!
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Turn back before its too late!
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Last chance!
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So Jack lives to be tormented another day. And Gwen lives of course. And now Rex is immortal - oh joy. Now RTD's all set for his new show -
THE THREE AMIGOS IMMORTALS
Staring Sleezy, Stompy & Grumpy
Staring Sleezy, Stompy & Grumpy
So I have to ask:
Was that 10 hours of the most incomprehensible TV ever? (Yes)
Was that 10 hours of the most incomprehensible TV ever? (Yes)
Could they have done anything else to muck up canon? (Hey, it could be worse, they could have made Oswald immortal, or had Tom Baker show up in a cameo.)
Is this Rusty's 'payback' to fans for wanting Ianto alive? (No, of course not, Rusty is much, much too big for that. Dead is dead or not depending on the phase of the moon.)
Is Rex not only a homophobe, but boring to boot? (Yes & yes)
Do we care about The Family or Jilly? (Wat? Who?)
And aren't there an awful lot of suddenly dead people piling up everywhere? (Move right along, nothing to see here.)
Was there a point to the Miracle? Burning people? Big Vag Alien? The Family? Kira? Newman? (of course, the government is evil, the world is a terrible place, and you will die a miserable death - and we tell you this in long expository scenes, because we don't know how to show this - thanks for playing.)
What will happen toQ Shapiro? (He's safe at my house, and I'm not giving him back).
Will there be another series? (Of course, and it will continue right on from this just like MD followed after CoE. Of course it will have all new characters and none of the loose threads will be picked up - but it will be a true sequel. Or maybe a reboot. Or something. And it will be craptastic.)
Is this Rusty's 'payback' to fans for wanting Ianto alive? (No, of course not, Rusty is much, much too big for that. Dead is dead or not depending on the phase of the moon.)
Is Rex not only a homophobe, but boring to boot? (Yes & yes)
Do we care about The Family or Jilly? (Wat? Who?)
And aren't there an awful lot of suddenly dead people piling up everywhere? (Move right along, nothing to see here.)
Was there a point to the Miracle? Burning people? Big Vag Alien? The Family? Kira? Newman? (of course, the government is evil, the world is a terrible place, and you will die a miserable death - and we tell you this in long expository scenes, because we don't know how to show this - thanks for playing.)
What will happen to
Will there be another series? (Of course, and it will continue right on from this just like MD followed after CoE. Of course it will have all new characters and none of the loose threads will be picked up - but it will be a true sequel. Or maybe a reboot. Or something. And it will be craptastic.)
Your thoughts?